Over my dead body

I went to lunch today and as I was waiting to be seated, a teenage girl and two boys were waiting to pay. The girl was very thin and pretty darned cute but she had shorts on that nearly didn't cover her rear end. THEN . . one of the boys stood behind her and reached forward to put his hands in her front pockets.

OH
MY
GOD

I immediately thought of my daughter and what would happen if a boy did that to her in front of me. All I can say is, I hope one of my friends marries a lawyer because I will need help.