"My wife was in labor for 19 days, 4 hours and 12 minutes"

Oh my goodness. . . now that more people know about the pregnancy, the horror stories have begun. I've already rebuked one thing in the name of Jesus. . . Scott's mom was in labor for 71 hours!! Dear Lord, save me from that! But a new dad around here just came by to tell me that his wife, a friend of mine, was in labor for 21 hours.

It is now official, I only want to hear about short, easy, uncomplicated deliveries. Send your stories to. . . :)