Okay, so last night I'm at a high school graduation and I didn't stand for the procession of the graduates. I was tired, It was warm, etc. My cousin looks over and tells me to stand up and I told him no because I was pregnant (I love getting to use that excuse now). He then reminded me that I'd told him my baby was only about as big as my thumb right now and I told him that was true but I was also fat. :)
Anywho, my other cousin (who is supposed to be this innocent young lady as far as her family is concerned . . .) looks over and told me that the whole pregnancy thing was my fault. I told her that I didn't actually get into this condition on my own . . . at which point she says "wrap it before you tap it."
I about fell out of my little seat there at the Marietta High School Auditorium! Oh, it was just too funny. But it makes me think, what kinds of things are my kids going to learn when they're growing up that I won't have a clue about? Because my aunt had NO idea that her daughter knew that kind of euphemism.
Scary . . .
moved.
13 years ago
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9:38 AM, May 23, 2007
This is what you have to look forward to. So we're watching The Biggest Loser on Style and it's the one where everyone comes back and gets weighed for the 100k. This one chick comes out and she's so pretty (but was even before) and I say to my son, "Wow she's goregeous." And he says, "And hot too."
That would be the 11yo
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